My Favorite People in the WHOLE World...

A few weeks ago I was sitting on the study floor of the student union building doing my chemistry home work while waiting for Betsy to get her butt to school. A woman approached and began to comment on how hard it looked like I was studying. She then asked me if I was studying and what it was. I thought, "Of course I am studying... I don't just sit at this table in this dead silent room where food is forbidden just for kicks." But not being the type of person that could say this to someone, I replied. "Yes. Chemistry." She gave a slight nod, an 'oh' and then promptly left the room. Happy to get back to work but still slightly bugged by the interaction, I sent Betsy a text expressing my love for people that feel the need ask others if they are studying when THEY CLEARLY ARE! Come on... does it matter if I am or am not? Why do you care? Anyway, the lady comes back not 20 minutes later and continues to ask what is my major. I say "physiology" shortly and she responds with something about how sorry she is that I have picked that as my major and who would enjoy taking so many science classes... OK! That's it! I received Betsy's reply about how much she loves me (we share the same hatred for stupid people) and I used it as my exit. That was it... I was gonna lose it. What kind of person bothers someone who is clearly studying and doesn't want to be disturbed and then insults them?!

If it wasn't for Betsy making me feel like less of a jerk for my constant internal monologues that tend to be a little rude and for agreeing with me... I wouldn't have been inspired to compile a list of all my favorite people....

People who...

1. ask people who are clearly studying if they are studying
2. listen to their ipods so loud that even other people with their headphones on can hear it
3. come up behind you and close your browsers... And think it's funny!
4. find public places the perfect time and place to discuss their private lives loudly
5. are easily offended... and get offended on a regular basis
6. (guys) think that every girl is dying to get with them and constantly run their mouths about it
7. blame Professors for their low grades when they in actuality never attend class
8. always put the phrases "You look amazing" and "Have you lost weight?" together
9. touch me! I don't know you... Don't touch me!
10. walk extraordinarily slow and in a manner in which makes it virtually impossible to get around them

Oh I feel so much better. I must be a truly horrible person... I'll work on it next week.